Quicky movie#

What the hell is wrong with you? Miss Snark 2006įor a 200 word quicky it took him no more than just a couple hours! Unless I see Clooney checking into the Algonquin and manage to sneak a quicky with him behind the large fern next to the checkout desk YOU WILL NEVER KNOW I WAS THERE!

Think Progress » A nominee Ashcroft could love: 2005 NY Post: Hillary Says Terror Attack Would Boost GOP 2009ĭubin quicky seconds the motion, and nothing more is done on Alito until the next term. I guess it’s true what they say: Squeaky wheel dick gets the cheese booty.I was being cute when I used the term quicky look. Silver lining he’s happy for the next few days and I’m going to bed without dick jabbed in my back.

Quicky movie#

Now I sit here in my pjs eating a block of chocolate watching a movie knowing I can go to bed without feeling bad…. I’m not normally your day time quickie kinda person but today I thought the amount of effort he has put into every sexual advance it would just be plain mean of me. I think more tired and exhausted would describe it best. The amount of times I have turned down this mans “charms” one would assume I was ungrateful. A slight make up fix and hair fix and we’re ready to go. True to the name “quickie” it was over before I knew it. Opting him because well let’s face it my jeans take way to long to pull back up. We picked who would be first to get up incase of ‘Surprise I’m home’ children turned up. I was definitely not prepared and thankful I was in my period undies (which have now become the daily undies) which have barely any elastic for quick removal. I may have to admit it was quick and slightly obligated. Packages dropped on my shoulder, dry humping my leg and asking if I want sausage to eat. Rewind back this morning I’ve had dad sex jokes thrown at me all morning. Knowing it was only going to take a few minutes and I’ll have a day of any food I want to eat, listen to any music I want and an early night. I mean I’ve been turning him down for long enough I actually felt bad. With one child at the neighbours and a baby asleep in the cot it seemed like a perfect opportunity. The post has gone viral and in just 48 hours has amassed thousands of likes and shares.įor the vision impaired, here’s the transcript of the post: My decision to remain alone has only been reaffirmed by a Facebook story a mother posted about begrudgingly having sex with her husband despite his charming advances. Precisely the reason why I’ve chosen to stay single and opted for silently whimpering over a tub of cheeseballs on Valentine’s Day. nevermind.ĪNYHOO, you add kids into the equation and you best stock up on Windex because your hog is going to be dustier than James Corden’s treadmill. Plus, the red sores on it would look very festive against the pine green backdrop. Come to think of it, maybe I’ll hang it on the tree come December because, after all, its only function at that point would be decoration. I might as well just chop that fucker off, wrap it in bubble wrap, and throw it up in the attic with the Christmas decorations.

My 3 and 1/2 inch floppy disk will literally become as useful as a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy disk. I’m not naive to the fact that after I get married, my dick is going to be as useful as a tailbone.